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The Disambiguation of Nilla Wafer, or what I learned at Trivia

Emily Kay Votruba

March 05, 2025 — 3 min read
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Daniel Carter

The November 3 election looms, and some of you have already received your mail-in ballots! Three candidates are running unopposed for open seats on Elberta's 5-member Village Council. Earlier this month, the Alert sent them all the same 8 questions. Here are their unedited responses (part 3 of 3).

lock-1 September 28, 2026

Jennifer Wilkins

The November 3 election looms, and some of you have already received your mail-in ballots! Three candidates are running unopposed for open seats on Elberta's 5-member Village Council. Earlier this month, the Alert sent them all the same 8 questions. Here are their unedited responses (part 2 of 3).

lock-1 September 28, 2026

Arlene Sweeting

The November 3 election looms, and some of you have already received your mail-in ballots! Three candidates are running unopposed for open seats on Elberta's 5-member Village Council. Earlier this month, the Alert sent them all the same 8 questions. Here are their unedited responses (part 1 of 3).

lock-1 September 28, 2026

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